July 2012
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imthedad:
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
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hurpaderp:
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
#bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
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dutchslut:
the fridge is empty just like my heart
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
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timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
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watching movies: fall in love with villain.
watching tv shows: fall in love with villain.
reading books: fall in love with villain.
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“I love you. I’ve always been in love with you. I will always be in love with...”
– Mark Sloan to Lexi Grey in Grey’s Anatomy (via fuckshitupmadison)
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“The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone”
– Scott Disick (via finefools)
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‘Cause she’s just like the weather, can’t hold her together Born from dark water, daughter of the rain and snow ‘Cause it’s burning through the bloodline It’s cutting down the family tree Growing in the landscape, darling, in between you and me She wants the silence but fears the solitude She wants to be alone and together with you So she ran to the lighthouse,...
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missprior:
if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
who
case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
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“We had a couple six-year-olds who came to a signing and actually thought that...”
– Nina Dobrev (via s-mitchell)
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colfersaurusrex:
I’m going to settle this once...
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